von Skeptik » 17.05.2024, 15:09
…und erstaunlich, was des Menschen Körper aushält:
The horse and mule live 30 years
and nothing know of wine and beers.
The goat and sheep at 20 die
and never taste a Scotch of Rhye.
The cow drinks water by the ton,
at 18 years its mostly done.
Without the aid of rum or Gin
the dog at 15 cashes in.
The cat in milk and water soaks
and then in 12 short years it croaks.
The sober, modest bone-dry hen
lays eggs for nogs, then dies at 10.
All animals are strictly dry
they sinless live and swiftly die.
But sinful, Ginful, Rumsoaked men
survive for seventy years and ten.
And some of us - a mighty few -
keep drinking till we’re ninety-two.
…und erstaunlich, was des Menschen Körper aushält:
The horse and mule live 30 years
and nothing know of wine and beers.
The goat and sheep at 20 die
and never taste a Scotch of Rhye.
The cow drinks water by the ton,
at 18 years its mostly done.
Without the aid of rum or Gin
the dog at 15 cashes in.
The cat in milk and water soaks
and then in 12 short years it croaks.
The sober, modest bone-dry hen
lays eggs for nogs, then dies at 10.
All animals are strictly dry
they sinless live and swiftly die.
But sinful, Ginful, Rumsoaked men
survive for seventy years and ten.
And some of us - a mighty few -
keep drinking till we’re ninety-two.